Hilarious Working Moms 34 Things She Thinks About at Age 34 Are So Relatable

Hilarious Working Moms 34 Things She Thinks About at Age 34 Are So Relatable As so many of us on Facebook are wont to do right after our birthdays, Chicago working mom Emily Shields posted a thank-you for all the kind wishes she received on the social media platform. Along with it, though, she included a list of cares she has as a newly minted 34-year-old, and its cracking up those lucky enough to have seen it. The random musings probably wont feel so random to you if youre also an Xennial working mom.Part hypothetical Google searches, parte hyper-specific article headlines, in the vein of the kind of womens content that makes eyes roll over herbeie, all of her thoughts are scary familiar.How Can I Get 7 Hours Of Sleep TonightHow Can I Get 7 Hours Of Sleep TomorrowI Didnt Get 7 Hours Of Sleep Last Night Do You Think People At Work Will leidice That I Am Wrapped In This Blanket Like A BurritoHow Many Types Of Moisturizer Is Too Many To Own And Is It 12 As A Random ExampleThat One Time I Forgot To Put On Face Moisturizer Before Going To Work And I Had To Use Aveeno Hand Lotion And How Can I Avoid Such Trauma Ever AgainDid My Daughter Eat A Single Vegetable Today? Yes? Ok Then Yes She Can Have A Tortilla For DinnerSomeone Tell Me That Those Puree Pouches Are Fine Because Otherwise I Am This Close To Losing ItWhich Types of Alcohol Can I Drink 2 Of And Not Be HungoverPlease Do Not Call Me A Woman That Makes Me Feel Fat SomehowPeople At Work Think I Know What Im Doing How Do I Break It To ThemIs This What The Kids Call AnxietyWould A Convent Really Be So Bad They Seem To Be Pretty Happy In Call The MidwifeI Feel Like I Need More Mixing Bowls But I Have So ManySo I Guess This Is Just What I Look Like ThenThe Audacity Of ZitsIs It Finally Time To Shave My Head And Join A Commune Or Should I Just Stop Reading The NewsEveryone Else Seems To Be Having A Second Child But I Only Just Decided To Hang Onto This OneDo I Actually Prefer Lemon Desserts Over Chocolate Ones? An E xposeHow Do I Make Friends With Other Moms Without Leaving My House Or Talking To AnyoneI Found The Perfect Mascara But What If This One Over Here Is More PerfectPeople Act Like Having It All Just Means Having A Job And A Child But Lately I Think It Also Means Listening To An Absurd Number Of PodcastsI Understand The Importance Of Breaking Bad But I Just CantIs Self Care Just Taking Baths Or LikeWhat Is Self CareWhy Didnt Drinking This Cup Of Tea Solve All My ProblemsI Really Thought Id Have Figured Out A Perfume Strategy By NowDo Skinny People Like Jeans Or Are We All Just Miserable HereShould I Be GardeningWhich Pajama Pants Should I Wear On Friday At 6PMThe Many Ways I Am Disappointing Stacy and ClintonNo Matter How Much Makeup I Own Its Never Enough When I Walk Into SephoraI Hate When People Tell Me To Appreciate This Time With My Daughter But Everyone With Children Younger Than Mine Need To Appreciate This TimeHow Many Days In A Row Can I Take An Advil Before Its Just Part Of M y LifeWhen Can I Finally Dye My Hair Blue-Grey And Is It YesterdayHow Dare My Daughter Look Like My Husband When I Made Her From Scratch All By MyselfIts hard to pick a favorite, so its a three-way tie for me betweenHow Do I Make Friends With Other Moms Without Leaving My House Or Talking To AnyoneIs Self Care Just Taking Baths Or LikeWhat Is Self Careand 32. How Many Days In A Row Can I Take An Advil Before Its Just Part Of My LifeThe mother of one little girl is a content strategist at Facebook and, according to her LinkedIn profile, has a copywriting background, in case that wasnt apparent from her brilliantly worded examples. Since going up on Dec. 21, its been shared 163 times, but we suspect its going to pick up now. Meredith BodgasThis piece originally appeared on Working Mother.